ghostbees:

Another small batch of fancy mini-prints, details and ordering info here!

(via violasarecool)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

(Source: jaclcfrost, via swoodily-poopers)

barachiki:

I loved this scene.  There was so much effort show the front page of that newspaper that it must have been a clue.  When I watched the first time I wrote it down it seemed so important, but ultimately seemed to come to nothing.  It wasn’t until the DVD commentary that we learned that the plans for that scene had to be scrapped at the last minute.

In summary: A lot of effort to show off what ended up being a non-clue.  I love that kind of detail.  So I immortalized it with this.

Scandal in Belgravia DVD Commentary

Benedict: “Oh, look: ‘Refit for Historical Hospital’ [as a headline in the newspaper which Sherlock is reading]. Hmm!”
(He and the writers snigger.)
Mark: “Some scaffolding that never happened!”
Benedict: “Can we talk about that? Turn off your commentary guide now if you haven’t yet seen episode 3, but if you have …”
Mark: “The climax of episode 3 is on the top of Bart’s Hospital and [the newspaper headline] was a sort of seeding for the idea that there was some building work going on, which actually didn’t happen.”

(via finalproblem)

dearasky:

How to get the Most out of Your Cumberbatch Audio Listening Experience, a Dear Asky Article

First of all, let’s all acknowledge that listening to Benedict’s voice counts as “Me Time” so you’ll want to set the scene right. When it comes to atmosphere, I suggest a quiet, dimly-lit room. I don’t recommend listening while driving as fapping and driving  can only end in a sloppy wet mess and I’m pretty sure there’s no  insurance coverage for “I had to prop one leg up on the dash for it to work, Officer.” Plus, since the natural reaction to hearing Mr. Cumberbatch’s voice is to either close your eyes or roll your eyes to the back of your head in ecstasy, driving’s pretty much out of the question. This also goes for listening while in the bathtub. This particular situation isn’t ideal what with all the thrashing around and the water spilling everywhere.

Let’s talk listening apparatus. I have found that inserting something into my ears gets the best auditory quality. The ear buds that come with the iphone 5  (EarPods) are ideal, although I do understand that some prefer the larger headphones that gently cup the entire ear. Either way, unless you are set up with an incredibly expensive Surround Sound System (See: a Screening of Star Trek Into Darkness), I don’t recommend just playing the recording openly in a room. The results will be less than ideal: you need to have his voice as close to your body as possible. You want it to feel like he’s right there with you, whispering Shakespeare in your ear. If you listen without headphones, you’ll simply find yourself cranking the volume and/or the bass to get the intimate effect and the minute Benedict utters anything from the Casanova audiobook, your walls will reverberate so hard that your framed autographed copy of the Empire Magazine cover and glass sculptures of Ben’s hair will come crashing to the ground.

Now that you’re comfortable in your candle-lit room, find a cozy place to sit or lay down (Note: eventually you WILL be horizontal, so prepare in advance. See also: Get a towel.) If you like, pour yourself a nice glass of wine or perhaps some pineapple juice. Maybe rub a nice scented lotion on your skin, tell yourself how much you love yourself, how beautiful you are. This is Me Time.

Relax and press “Play.” Benedict will take care of the rest.

Afterwards, please be sure to swab down your ear canal with a Q-tip to prevent infection.

(via clara-oswin-the-impossible-girl)

estherlune:

AU Sherlock/The Hobbit: John Watson is the reincarnation of Bilbo Baggins, Sherlock Holmes of Smaug, and Sebastian Moran of Thorin Oakenshield. John started to remember something.

(Lune)

supavensherwho:

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

i have been laughing at this picture for days

just

JESUS MATT COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE OBVIOUS

matt literally has no shame

he wants the cumberbooty

everybody wants the cumberbooty

(Source: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong.tumblr.com , via acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman)

grahamarthurchapman:

wellimthelordoftime:

grahamarthurchapman:

wellimthelordoftime:

It had been six months since the day he had made a mistake, his only mistake. He assumed that Moriarty wasn’t actually real. In that momentary lapse of judgement and mental clarity, perhaps brought on by the panic of his reality slowly crumbling, or from the fear of humiliation once the word of his fraud went public, or worst of all, the fear of losing his beloved John, but Sherlock had chosen to step down from that building. Then, in an instant, everyone who mattered was gone.

It had been six months. Sherlock had barely slept or eaten, and had wasted away to nearly nothing. The room around him was vile and putrid and the sun had been blocked out ages ago. He didn’t even know what day it was. His mind, once the sharpest of any man who had ever lived, was now beaten down and dulled by the pain of grief. In a drunken stupor, he stumbled over to a table and opened the drawer to reveal a loaded handgun.

Though he could no longer solve mysteries, his mind remained very much active, running through the most horrible things you could imagine, the most bleak, the most painful. As he thought on his life, on his choices, of the accomplishments and what he had done, even after all the people he put away, after all those people he saved, they will all die eventually. Ever since the mystery involving the supernova, he had looked up and retained some knowledge about the solar system, mostly to please John. Sherlock laughed a mad-man’s laugh quietly to himself now as he remembered the argument. The sun would go out in 5 billion years, but humanity would likely eradicate itself long, long before that if his predictions were correct.

They almost always were.

He thought about how in the end, nothing mattered. It really is all pointless, boring, a temporary measure against the inevitable end. So what’s the point of waiting any longer? He cocked the gun and raised it to his head. As he thought back on his life, on life as a whole, he whispered, “That was tedious,” and pulled the trigger, splattering the world’s greatest mind all over the wall with the smiley face spray painted on it.

(We (me and my darling Catherine above) are trying to out-satan each other.)

John sees, Sherlock says. Stop, stay. But John’s never been one to follow orders.

He’s seven steps across the street when the bullet blows through his head.

From the roof of St. Bart’s, a phone hits the ground and shatters.

There is a service and a burial and a gravestone.

“John Watson, a good man.”

But Sherlock can’t see it from his jail cell.

I don’t even want to keep going. This is so perfect. Are… Are we Steven Moffat?

you can be moff and i’ll be joss whedon

(via fatdicaprio)

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

OKAY guys. I’ve added a few more fics on and I’ve seriously spent like 12 hours on this list. BUT!! I should just say, that I myself wouldn’t know of most of these fics if it wasn’t for the wonderful ladies at fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic ! They put so much time and effort into their blog, with wonderful reviews and and they are just so good. These are mostly just MY personal favourites, but if you are left hanging for more, please go check out them out if you haven’t already. They are awesome.
I tried to leave a 1-4 word summary about each story, or generally just how it made me feel. Urrr. Not sure how well it worked but thar you go. 

Most of these DO feature sex, some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are non-con, some are Alpha/omega, some may be a bit squicky- Use your discretion and I hope you find something you really enjoy :)

Cerebral                                   The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by Ivy Blossom
Introspective                              The Quiet Man by Ivy Blossom
Actor AU                                   Performance In a Leading Role by Mad_Lori
Intimate Brainwash                         34 Minutes by Bendingsignpost
Baskerville Virus                          Equilibrium by augustbird 
KISSING (for) SCIENCE                      4 Times Sherlock Kissed John For Science by ckerased 

Pranks                                     Five Times John Didn’t Want to Find a Silicone Replica of Sherlock’s Dick and One Time He Did by Megg33k

Voyeur Sherlock                            The Perfect Specimen by Cleo2010 
Huge John                                  The Perfect Specimen: Part II by Cleo2010 
University                                    Back in the Day by KeelieThompson1
Porn Porn Porn Porn                        A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01 
SHERLOCK’S POV                             Alternate and Missing Scenes from ‘A Cure For Boredom’ by emmagrant01

Amnesia                                    Lacuna by Coloredink
Crush                                      as you consume the longitudes by Coloredink
Unneeded sacrifice                         as if not spoken to in the act of love by Coloredink

Texting flirtation                         The Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea  
GLORY HOLE                                 I’m Not Actually A Pervert by dorothydonne
Sexting                                    Sherlock is a Sexting Menace by erinaceous
Heart                                      The Heart On Your Sleeve by flawedamythyst
Porno Shoot                                Broke by Quamquam20
Past Lives                                 Not Yet Dead by Castiron
Sexy sexy seduction                        The Art Of Seduction by flawedamythyst
Magnifying Glass                           Upon Further Inspection by tsukinoblossom
Crime Fetish this is one of the first Johnlock fics I’d ever read btw!  Undercurrents by entangled_now 
Wooing and Deals                           The Road Less Traveled  by Verity Burns 
Wake up                                    Waking You Up by brbsoulnomming
Sexy hetero?!                              A Taste of Murder by pennydreadful
Prison Bitch                               Dehumanize Me by Deuxexmycroft
Hawt 4 Teacher                             Academic Eros by Deuxexmycroft
Island Insanity                            Evidence of Human Life by thesardine
Molly Centric                              Red Triangle by PetraTodd
Cracky Cat                                 Sherlock is a cat by aron_kristina 
Loves me some Seduction                    The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst

RED PANTS                                To Reap, Perchance Red Pants by Bitenomnom
Canadian John                             Northwest Passage by Kryptaria
Libraries are great                         The Library by ToniPrufrock
WIP AU sdjkafjasl <3                       Darkling, I Listen by You_Light_The_Sky
Magic AU                                    The Stars Move Still by BeautifulFiction 
Hypnotism Kink                            Under Control by rotaryphones 
Apocalypse OW. (haaa)                 On the Steadfast Approach of an Oncoming Darkness by joolabee

Consuming                                  The Circle of Fifths (series) by Nikoshinigami 
Medieval AU                                 Song of the Dauntless Knight by antietamfalls   
Migraines are the worst.                Electric Pink Hand Grenade by BeautifulFiction
Masturbation is great, mate!          Purely Medicinal by Kate_Matty
Sherlock… as a HICK                     The Bone Fiddle by htebazytook, Vulgarweed  
Opera                                        Senza Catene by MadLori 
Harry Potter Crossover                 More Things Than Are Dreamt Of series by 1electricpirate

Slavery                                      Collared by VerityBurns 
Drunk!Lock                                 The Things You Hide - verityburns
Colours                                      The Grey Matter by anchors
Tattoos                                      Inked by Regency 
Piercing                                      Skeleton Key by BeautifulFiction
Alpha/Omega verse                      Tremble by songlin 
Threesome?!                               The Making Of by Emmagrant01
Do I really need to explain?            The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst



 

Cabin Pressure!!
My Headcanon                               A to Z by Cleo2010

(via acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman)

• The voice-over: This is how Thorin fucking Oakenshield lost almost everyone and everything he ever cared about.
• Gandalf: Hey, Thorin, I found you a burglar!
• Thorin: Gandalf, that is not a burglar, that is an oversized kitten.
• Gandalf: Whatever, Thorin. It's coming with us. I need you to keep it in your coat pocket from now on.
• Thorin: No, Gandalf, I'm not fucking taking your goddamn kitten with us on an adventure to kill a fucking dragon. It will die.
• Gandalf: Whatever. *leaves Bilbo with Thorin*
• Thorin: I'm not going to be responsible for it.
• Gandalf: *riding into distance* Okay!
• Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from trolls, almost dies*
• Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from orcs*
• Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from mountains, almost dies*
• Thorin: God fucking damn it all, I am sick and fucking tired of you almost dying why did Gandalf do this to meeeeeeeeeeee, he knows I hate it when tiny things in my care almost dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
• Bilbo: I'm going home.
• Thorin: I'm strangely conflicted about this but refuse to say anything.
• Everybody: *almost dies* Oh shit, every orc on the fucking continent!
• Gandalf: Thorin, where is the fluffy kitten with no survival skills that I gave you to refuse to be responsible for?
• Thorin: He went back home fuck you he's probably riding around on an elk right now.
• Bilbo: Nope!
• Thorin: Fuck. And also, it's good to see you. But mostly fuck.
• Everybody: Run away!
• Thorin: Boss fight! *almost dies*
• Bilbo: Berserker rage! *saves Thorin*
• Eagles: *save everybody*
• Gandalf: Magic shit!
• Thorin: I love you, fluffy kitten I never wanted! This development will in no way, shape, or form be used to rip everybody's hearts out in the third movie!

• The voice-over: This is how Thorin fucking Oakenshield lost almost everyone and everything he ever cared about.
• Gandalf: Hey, Thorin, I found you a burglar!
• Thorin: Gandalf, that is not a burglar, that is an oversized kitten.
• Gandalf: Whatever, Thorin. It's coming with us. I need you to keep it in your coat pocket from now on.
• Thorin: No, Gandalf, I'm not fucking taking your goddamn kitten with us on an adventure to kill a fucking dragon. It will die.
• Gandalf: Whatever. *leaves Bilbo with Thorin*
• Thorin: I'm not going to be responsible for it.
• Gandalf: *riding into distance* Okay!
• Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from trolls, almost dies*
• Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from orcs*
• Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from mountains, almost dies*
• Thorin: God fucking damn it all, I am sick and fucking tired of you almost dying why did Gandalf do this to meeeeeeeeeeee, he knows I hate it when tiny things in my care almost dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
• Bilbo: I'm going home.
• Thorin: I'm strangely conflicted about this but refuse to say anything.
• Everybody: *almost dies* Oh shit, every orc on the fucking continent!
• Gandalf: Thorin, where is the fluffy kitten with no survival skills that I gave you to refuse to be responsible for?
• Thorin: He went back home fuck you he's probably riding around on an elk right now.
• Bilbo: Nope!
• Thorin: Fuck. And also, it's good to see you. But mostly fuck.
• Everybody: Run away!
• Thorin: Boss fight! *almost dies*
• Bilbo: Berserker rage! *saves Thorin*
• Eagles: *save everybody*
• Gandalf: Magic shit!
• Thorin: I love you, fluffy kitten I never wanted! This development will in no way, shape, or form be used to rip everybody's hearts out in the third movie!